*comes in and finds mayhem, takes off socks which are so sweaty that they will stick tighter than super glue, and fills them with exploding potatoes, throws the potatoes in random directions (it doesnt matter, theres enemies everywhere) and then builds a massive army of M1 Fruitcake MBTs, sends them to war and laughs maniacally as fruitcake is undestroyable*

apollo comes back to life, makes a fortress out of undestructible lunch tables,He then sits in it and turns into a cacoon, apollo is starting to mutate.

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Like a pheonix I have risen from the ashes, and into my flames my enemies will perish.

...into a gravy monster which reduces the M1 Fruitcake MBTs to mush

*builds Fort Fruitcake, a massive fortress made out of fruitcake covered in dehydrated potatoes, the bread guns open fire upon the mutated apollo and immobilize him by soaking up alll the gravy, with no more gravy to deal with, i rebuild my MBTs and put them on transports made of cafeteria fries that are harder than diamonds, then my kebattleships take up positions to defend the transports, while my hot dog submarines prowl the seas, searching for targets*

hes died about 50 billlion times, he does die, he just ressurects himself, and he was a gravy monster, he doesnt have a head

no I don't ressurect myself, It's just I have a bunch of little fairies that follow me and bring me back to life.

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Like a pheonix I have risen from the ashes, and into my flames my enemies will perish.

I played a few Zelda games. (two and one was rented)

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Like a pheonix I have risen from the ashes, and into my flames my enemies will perish.

*throws fruit cake and apollo4*

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I Must Fight

the fruit cake hits me accidenlyt and i get very angry. I turn into the hulk of food i have cheesebugers that just apper wheni get angry. i start throwing them all at red comet.

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I love the drums, I will take my drum loven foot and put it up anyones ass who messes with me.

apollo comes back to life and uses his magical fairies magic to kill smurphy by cutting of his doghnut holes

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Like a pheonix I have risen from the ashes, and into my flames my enemies will perish.

*a nuclear hot dog submarine sufaces and fires an SSM (Super Sour Mostaccioli) at apollo4, apollo 4 blows up again, the submarine submerges*