Took a while to get all Cipsy's ketchup out of the keyboard and wipe down the mouse mat but now I mean business!

*hunts around in the bottom of the fridge and comes up with... da, da, daaa... a large moulding radioactive brussel sprout. With a little tinkering with the laws of physics and reality, the green slimey sprout becomes as potent as an exocet missile and is launched, using a fermented bottle of milk, straight at Cipsy*

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This is not war, this is pest control.
You are superior to us in one respect... you are better at dieing!

Cipsy steps slightly to the left and lets the rocket hit SS in the face. Realising he is in great danger he returns to FORT CIPRIANO and directs his assualt from there.

The Legions of Terror are standing on the wall firing the gobstopper guns. The Porridge Trebuchets are firing every 15 seconds, the navy is giving the entire field a pasting with Potatoes and the CAF are constantly flying overhead dropping nuclear carrots on everyone.

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Well bugger me, that's another planet I've lost...

Mount Frosty's scientists created a new weapon called the "Sauce Missile 1.0" which fires moldy sauce at anyone within range of 500 feet of the base thus sticking them to the ground while the forces attack. 25 of these guns are placed around the outer walls of Fort Frosty.

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I am the Lightning Shadow and I Kill with my Light.

I am the True Shadow, Fighter of the True.

The Weak are Destroyed, the Strong are Killed, and Only the True Prevale. -True Shadow

Cipsy notices this development and believes it to be a threat to his food empire. He orders his navy to send all of it's Stealth Submarines to the lake behind the mountain. The CAF launches all of it's stealth bombers towards Fort Frosty.

At 1100hours the joint forces of the CRN (Cipsy Royal Navy) and the CAF launch a devastating attack on Fort Frosty using Nuclear Carrot Missiles and Pie Bombs. The fort is decimated by 3 hours of bombing and nuking. 31 bombers are lost and 3 stealth submarines. 89% of LS' forces are killed in the assualt and the rest flee the battle to find a place to hide.

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Well bugger me, that's another planet I've lost...

Fort Frosty is totally destroyed so my remaining troops build a safer fort on a nearby mountain. All the Water sources 10 miles around the fort are destroyed.

My fort, Fort Frosty2, is made of never melting popsicles as the outer layer with 50 Popcorn guns on the walls for troops. Outside the fort we install cheese graters 1.1 version which act like homing rockets and chase anything that comes within 100 feet and are made of pure Steel. There are 250 of them outside. We also installed 50 jelly been mines outside too. The inner walls of the fort are accupied by 25,000 Troops equiped with Tomato Sauce and Mustard guns. The inner walls are made of Pure Rock candy and are 99% Indestructible (Hey you ever try to eat them!. The fort also has 100 auto hot cheese turrets on the outer walls.

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I am the Lightning Shadow and I Kill with my Light.

I am the True Shadow, Fighter of the True.

The Weak are Destroyed, the Strong are Killed, and Only the True Prevale. -True Shadow

thabin realises the true destructive potential of the hot cheese turrets and has no option but to unleash his secret weapon on the world (shock, gasp, horror)

The global (and possibly even the universal) population is in "shock and awe" as thabin lets his three kids loose with bowls of rice crispies drenched in milk!!!!!

If you had children you'd understand the true destructive capability of a 4 year old and a bowl of Rice Crispies, trust me on this!

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This is not war, this is pest control.
You are superior to us in one respect... you are better at dieing!

haha, my cousin goes insane with rice crispies, im glad i never have to clean it up lol.

anyway *puts on a stealth suit and climbs the mountain to the remains of Fort Frosty and grabs a few more frostys from the cellars that were protected when the fort was destroyed.*

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There is always someone above you on the food chain. Pray i'm not the one above you.

Thabin, you remained strong in the the line of duty and for that I salute you.

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I am the Lightning Shadow and I Kill with my Light.

I am the True Shadow, Fighter of the True.

The Weak are Destroyed, the Strong are Killed, and Only the True Prevale. -True Shadow

The CAF again use stealth bombers at night to unleash a devastating attack on Fort Frosty 2, this time 512 Stealth Bombers are launched from an unknown location and decimate the outer defences of Fort Frosty 2 (the cheese graters and the rock candy outer walls are severly damaged). The legions of terror are unleashed from Fort Cipriano and march on Fort Frosty, a massive force of 100,000 soldiers (I'm like the Mordor of this fight, only MY FORT doesn't fall apart for no good structural reason if I am killed). They come forward with Seige Towers, Porridge Trebuchets, Carrot Ballistas and are armed with sticks of rock and hard toffee shields.

The result of the battle is LS sends out a party of 5,000 soldiers in an attempt to stop the oncoming force, this is of course useless. The heads of all 5000 are launched inside Fort Frosty 2 (which will henceforth be reffered to as FF2). The forces of LS put up a brave fight but are eventually defeated. The site of FF2 is made into a Cipsy outpost for the food fight and regularly patrols are sent into the battlezone (Thabins haunt) to kill anything that moves. Bombers fly overhead and the porridge trebuchets are constantly firing in random directions.

The forces of LS have a monument built for them on the site of the battle however as a never ending mark of respect for how well they fought. Only half of the 100,000 troops returned to Fort Cipsy and all of the stealth bombers were lost.

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Well bugger me, that's another planet I've lost...

*cipsy's porridge starts to smell rotten, so i whip him up another batch, reconsider, and decide rotten is better than fresh, i use my time machine to go back in time and put the new porridge in my dungeon to rot, i kill SS with a nuclear carrot as he is building his first fort at the begginning of this topic, and return to the future, gives the now rotten porridge to Cipsy*