I KNOW LOTS OF DEAD BABY JOKES NICK...like:

wat is worse than 10 dead babys nailed to a tree.... 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees....
wats worse than 10 dead babys in a bucket... 1 at the bottom that has to eat its way out...
wats worse than that... he comes back for more...
how do you get a baby in a bowl..... blender
how do you get it out?... tortia chips!!!
how do you get 10 babys out of a hole... pitchfork...
how do you get s baby to crawl in circles.... nail its hand to the floor
how do you tell the age of a baby?.... cut off the head and count the rings
what's pink, crawls, and can't turn corners?... a baby with a spear through it
whats red, white, and screams?....a skinned baby in a bag of salt
what's pink, bubbly, and scratches glass?....a baby in a microwave
what's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls, and a truck full of dead babies?..... you cant move bowling balls with a pitchfork
what's the difference between a cadillac and a pile of dead babies?... i dont have a cadillac in my garage
what's more fun than strapping a baby to a washing line and then spinning it around at 200km/h?....stoping it with a shovel
what bounces up and down at 100mph?... a baby tied to the back of a truck
how many babies does it take to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them
how do you save a drowning baby?....harpoon it
how do you save a dying baby?.... ziploc bag
what has four legs and one arm? ........a doberman on a playground
What's the difference between a baby and a Mars bar?... about 500 calories
what's 13 inches long, has a purple head and will make any woman scream?....crib-death/cot-death.
what's the difference between a dead baby and a rock? you cant have sex with a rock
what is the difference between a baby and a onion?... no one cries whe you chop up the baby
why do you put babies into blenders feet first?..... so you can see the expression on their faces

ok thats all i want to type for now... i know lots more

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hey.. srry for my absence... i wont be on for a while... well maybe every now and then... cya

You should be shot lol

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It is upon this steed,
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lol....

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Pain is only temporary, pride is forever
(i think that is the best quote for this game)

hey.. srry for my absence... i wont be on for a while... well maybe every now and then... cya

that is too funny ROS you are my hero

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whether you like it or not.
My services are free,
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For if the opportunity arise,
you will be in surprise,
at the words that come out all joking aside.

Life Is A Joke....Take It That Way.

They are WELL harsh but you can't help laugh

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RoS
he hates babies

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no i dont... i luv babys and babys luv me... i hate dead babys... that why i make fun of em lol j/p...

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Pain is only temporary, pride is forever
(i think that is the best quote for this game)

hey.. srry for my absence... i wont be on for a while... well maybe every now and then... cya

oh so u do hate thembad RoS

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u see, there a some people who would take offence to those, and since i try not to piss people off i refrained from typing them.

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