Nah, he's just a freak, he talks too much about hitler, like "If only Hitler would have killed Gays too!"

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Hey, Osama, Quit hiding, We won't rest 'til we find you, Slimeball

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

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ALL MUST BOW TO THE ALMIGHTY PIE
17:06:02 | Sundakas planet Asun2
17:53:14 | Wizardro planet 00Z Beacon Guard
17:11:36 | MilkywayMaster planet Admetus
08:33:32 | Professor planet Thalia
19:19:30 | Professor planet Chaos

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars.

During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce."

Watson says: "I see millions of stars, and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."

Holmes replies: "Watson, you idiot. Somebody stole our tent ..."

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ALL MUST BOW TO THE ALMIGHTY PIE
17:06:02 | Sundakas planet Asun2
17:53:14 | Wizardro planet 00Z Beacon Guard
17:11:36 | MilkywayMaster planet Admetus
08:33:32 | Professor planet Thalia
19:19:30 | Professor planet Chaos

Texan: “Where are you from?”
Harvard grad: “I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions.”
Texan: “Okay – where are you from, jackass?”

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ALL MUST BOW TO THE ALMIGHTY PIE
17:06:02 | Sundakas planet Asun2
17:53:14 | Wizardro planet 00Z Beacon Guard
17:11:36 | MilkywayMaster planet Admetus
08:33:32 | Professor planet Thalia
19:19:30 | Professor planet Chaos

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”

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ALL MUST BOW TO THE ALMIGHTY PIE
17:06:02 | Sundakas planet Asun2
17:53:14 | Wizardro planet 00Z Beacon Guard
17:11:36 | MilkywayMaster planet Admetus
08:33:32 | Professor planet Thalia
19:19:30 | Professor planet Chaos

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

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ALL MUST BOW TO THE ALMIGHTY PIE
17:06:02 | Sundakas planet Asun2
17:53:14 | Wizardro planet 00Z Beacon Guard
17:11:36 | MilkywayMaster planet Admetus
08:33:32 | Professor planet Thalia
19:19:30 | Professor planet Chaos

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil

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ALL MUST BOW TO THE ALMIGHTY PIE
17:06:02 | Sundakas planet Asun2
17:53:14 | Wizardro planet 00Z Beacon Guard
17:11:36 | MilkywayMaster planet Admetus
08:33:32 | Professor planet Thalia
19:19:30 | Professor planet Chaos

stupid NASA

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The touch of death
Reach out and touch someone
for the 3rd time

CiDG member
Phoenix Squad

i posted this before but this is for if you havent seen it

GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in thetoilet.
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE: The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* - a poopie

haha

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"yeah but im a wise dumb ass"
-Shadow Stalker

who ever said 3rd times a charm has never met me :P

thats funny


heres one:

3 guys go to heaven, and St. Peter meets them at the gates. Ok, he says, you will each be given a car to drive around heaven in based on your loyalty to your partner back on Earth. So, the first guy goes in, and he gets a beat up junker car. The second guy goes in, and he gets an industrial work-type vehicle. The 3rd guy goes in,and he gets a gorgeous mustang convertable.
So, about a week later, the 3 guys meet up again in heaven. The first 2 guys are amazed at the sight of the 3rd guy, who is near tears. "Whats wrong?" they asked him. "your the one with the really nice car!"
"yea" he replied "but I just saw my wife, and she's riding a scooter!"

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Pain is Inevitable. Suffering is optional.

Beast is coming.