Why is it that women say "I'm not being funny but..."

Just before they're about to be "funny"

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This is not war, this is pest control.
You are superior to us in one respect... you are better at dieing!

but they never seem to be funny...

Duo, why must to go on and on and on and on and on and on (can you see a pattern here?) and on and on... with your scientific formulas and smart ideas that make asll the rest of us look stupid? cant you just enjoy trying to light things on fire like the rest of us?? I meant this topic to be really stupid, but you keep screwing up my plans with your posts... Anywayz, please stop giving explainations for these things...

By the way, ive been at my g/f house for the past 3 days, so im a bit late on the freaking out

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Pain is Inevitable. Suffering is optional.

Beast is coming.