Like this:

Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy St...What a Ride!

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Don't say this to a cop
The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.

20 I can't reach my number plate unless you hold my beer.

19 Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

18 Aren't you the guy from the village people?

17 Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

16 I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

15 I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

14 Bad cop. No donut.

13 You're not going to check the boot, are you?

12 Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

11 Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?

10 Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

9 I pay your salary

8 So uh, you on the take or what?

7 Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.

6 Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

5 I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

4 What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

3 Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

2 Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

1 Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

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lol thats funny

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GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE: The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* - a poopie

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"yeah but im a wise dumb ass"
-Shadow Stalker

who ever said 3rd times a charm has never met me :P

lol nice one pyro

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"Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy St...What a Ride!"

thats from another online game, um, what was it agian?

and that was hilarious Pyro!!!!!!!!!!

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Pyro. you had people staring at me in the library.

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lol thanks guys

at least u never fell out of ur seat like nick

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"yeah but im a wise dumb ass"
-Shadow Stalker

who ever said 3rd times a charm has never met me :P

hey, i may have fell out of my seat, but it was cause ur so damn hillarious. (btw this from something else on AIM, incase anyone wants to know) o well, that cracked me up

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This is the true transcript of a radio conversation between a US
naval ship with the Canadian authorities off the coast of
Newfoundland October 1995.
Americans : Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to
avoid a collision.

Canadians : Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the
South to avoid a collision.

Americans : This is the Captain of a US navy ship and I say again
divert your course.

Canadians : No. I say again you divert your course.

Americans : This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, 2nd largest
ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied by 3
destroyers, 3
cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND you change your
course 15 degrees North that is one five degrees North or counter
measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

Canadians : This is a lighthouse. Your call.

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lol I concur.

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