lol

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"The universe is a cruel place to make a living.Even though I am beaten and battered, I WON'T GIVE UP!!"

Member of SIBC

Another day, another account gone to the wind.

Yahoo IM:Explorers012
Aim:Explorers012

I believe that 4 out of every 2 people have problems with fractions but my teacher says no.


on your answering machine:
Hi. This is John:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

At an optometrist's office:
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

At the electric company:
We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be.

At the entrance of the large machinery plant:
Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist.

Lol!

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To try is to fail.
To resist is to die.
To try and resist is suicide.

Loyal member of Shikshiena Jrs.