You see, my friend, it all has to do with tht number "two", because two times two is four, and four plus two is six, and six times two is twelve. Now, there's twelve inches in a ruler. Queen Elizabeth is also a ruler. In fact, there's a ship named the "Queen Elizabeth". And we all know that ships sail in the sea, and fish live in the sea, and fish have fins, and all that great stuff. Now, Fins are from Finland, a land that was once attacked by Russians. Russians are often represented by the color red. And firetrucks are always rushin', so that's why they are painted red.

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Duct tape is like the force, it has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.

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ya! you're right you have discovered the secrets of the number two, a ruler, a fin, russians, AND fire trucks.... Amazing Elementary my dear Watson.

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I have returned, with a vengeance. None shall stand in my way.
It is the dark ages, and it won't end until this fight is over
BEWARE ENEMIES OF THE DARK LORD, the KING HAS RETURNED!

umm not exactly. Firetrusks are because they need to be noticed so they can by cars in an emergency. Retard

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His black ruffled feathers cover up the night sky. His manuvers
are unseen. Where is he?

Oh and I figured out why there are blue, white, or any other color firetrucks out there... I can give my theory if you people would like..

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I have returned, with a vengeance. None shall stand in my way.
It is the dark ages, and it won't end until this fight is over
BEWARE ENEMIES OF THE DARK LORD, the KING HAS RETURNED!

okay

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Duct tape is like the force, it has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.

Green : Green Goddess firetrucks
Yellow: Airport Firetrucks
Pink with Yellow spots: Mr Blobby's firetrucks!

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This is not war, this is pest control.
You are superior to us in one respect... you are better at dieing!

U R all f ##ked up!

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The wheel of time turns, and ages come to pass...

nice to know you ahve something in common with them kinslayer

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When I find you, you will not be able to tell your nightmares from the reality

Legendary defender of The Katana Republic

wow that was the strangest explanation of anything ive ever heard (exept some stuff that i wrote )

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We do not come in Peace.

We come ahead of Peace.

Peace travels with strength.

same

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A Nightmare In our Un-History
Second in command of untied armed forces