I... Lee Kautzman... am no longer the great blade master that I once was...
My perfect record, of NEVER cutting myself shaving, has been horribly marred.
Yes... tonight gentlmen(and ladies), I have horribly disfigured myself,

BY Dm NEAR CUTTING OFF MY EAR!

You know that little hump thing right in front of you ear canal? I lopped off the top of it...

fortunately, I did it with a sharp razor, so I can't feel it, but

IT WONT STOP BLEEDINGGGGGGGggggGGGGG

update: 11:16 p.m.

It's slowly coagulating now.

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rofl

maybe thats ur sign that ur gettin old... hands shake so much u cant even shave without cuttin urself lol

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lol

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lol, that sucks

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I hate when that happens. Thats why I use an electric shaver.

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why were you shaving your ears lmfao


shaving cuts suck

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i get peach fuzz on my ears

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I was tired, so I decided I would shave while I was in the shower. No mirror in the shower though, so I couldn't see what I was doing. I was trying to get my side-burns level.

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when i was training with the marines we had mirrors but we were minus lights and windows as we always got up before coporal did so there wasn't any lights lol


never had so many shaving cuts in my life lmfao

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Corporal? in the marines? I thought they were in the army...

O wait... phew, I thouhgt you were american...I was about to beat the crap outta myself... four years in JROTC and I don't know my ranks...

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lol

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