Allright guys heres a funny one. I work at a beach(its kinda a pit filled with sand and chlorined water) . Yesterday there was a naked 2 year old runing around in the water. now 2 problems with this. number one if he were to go poop in the water major major issues insure and that hes only being watched by a 4 year old. Now every hour we anounce rules and one of them is that chirldren 6 and under must be acompined by an adult in the water. so i got the job of finding the parents. well it took me 5 mins and anohter 10 poeple to finaly find the parents. so i told them about their boy and how they should eb in the water with him adn that he shouldn't be naked. This offened them. now after this i had to go back up to another lifegaurd station(there were 5 open) and so the other life guard was guarding when the same kid pooped in the sand near the water(thankfully not in it). and we got stuck cleaning up after these idoits.

so this forum is coments on stories about stupid people or coments on stories allready psoted by people

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My brother told me a similar story -
He was lifeguard and he heard a kid tell his mother he had to go. the parent actually told the kid to go into the pool to relive himself.

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lol

swimmer were the people from another country

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who ever said 3rd times a charm has never met me :P

Here is a dumb one about me. I was harvesting resources, and had gone through about 70 planets, when my ship got stuck and would not move. I thought, oh shoot, is this some kind of bug in the game? I tried log out and log in, but the ship would not move. I tried I-Fight, and then noticed that I was out of uranium. LOL. This was the first time this had ever happened to me while havesting, so I had thought it was some kind of bug, but I just used up all my fuel.

Easy fix, since I had lots of hydro on board, but funny that my immediate reaction was to look for some bug that needed to be fixed.

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LMAO at prof

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lol professor nice story....

Do you remember when you were a kid and you hit someone hard and to stop them from telling on you you would let them hit you back harder? Well check this out.

A few years back, a couple of drunk yokels from the south of Poland were messing around with a petrol chainsaw. By accident one of them cut the toes off the other, in shame he invited his toeless friend to cut his head off, which his friend then proceeded to do....

The amazing thing is the survivor got off with a 6 month suspended sentence!

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wow.

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wow, thats prettty funny, even though the guy is dead

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"yeah but im a wise dumb ass"
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who ever said 3rd times a charm has never met me :P

maybe he meant his head as in his male productive organ? hmm it might have been a mis interpritaion

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Umm.. I got a stupid one of mine...

I was finally deciding to move all the resources of my other two planets to my main planet that are all in the same system. Since I haven't been producing much other res other than Iron and Troops, it took a while to make a transporter. (I got defeated a lot of times...) After making a transporter... I quickly started moving all those troops from other planets. I was so stupid that I haven't put enough Uranium for the trip back.. so I waited 8 mins for the planet to spawn some Uranium. It happened to me more than 10 times.. and I was so pissed at myself for making the same mistake over and over... but it doesn't matter now. At the end, I was found by SmartFox and got defeated again...

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