This was started by Chaos in the "Thank you Zygi" by Professor. Andy1218 continued the joke and I thought it might be fun to keep it going. Here are the rules:
1. You do not talk about fight club
2. YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB J/K
3.You can not post twice in a row
4. Try and keep it clean, or more so try not to offend anyone to much
5. The story ends when at least 5 people bedsides the person who ends it says "Good ending"
6. post as many times a you want without breaking the third rule
7. If enough people hate this I will delete it put PM me don't post.

Here is the start:

Chaos-
"So, Mister X, how do you feel after loosing your 1245 exp assault?"
"Leave me alone! I don't want to live anymore!..."
*Professor takes notes*

andy1218-
*Mister X is halfway out the window, while Professor trys to stop Mister X from jumping out the window.*
"Let go of me, There is no point to live on anymore!!"
"You can jump out the window after we finish our research. Now sit down "

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You can not know joy without suffering,
pleasure without pain, your lesson begins now.

"So let's continue the interview shall we?"
"I don't want to live..."
"It's just an assault ship, get over it!"
"I don't want to live..."
"Nurse? I guess I have to make another appointment some other time"
"I don't want to live..."
*Professor thinking to himself* "I'm never gonna come to this mental hospital for an interview again..."
"I don't want to live..."

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The Infamous and Defeatable Old Veteran... LoL!

"So, let me introduce you to someone who might be able to help you"
"I don't want to live ... "
"Death Vader, this is Mister X; Mister X, this is Death Vader"
"I don't want to live ... "
Death Vader smiles and say "now this is my kind of player, yes, I think I can help you"
Mister X suddenly realises that not living is a very real option now!
"I want to live, someone please save me ... I was just kidding ... help, help, help"
In an effort to escape from DV, Mister X quickly jumps to the BATTLE ZONE ...

Stay tuned to this channel to see how Deemers, Vigilante, and Sliverbot treat this new BZ visitor ...

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"Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most."

12:30:29 | Mister X has entered the battlezone.

Vigilante: "I wan't him first"

Deemers: "Quick man the ships, we have a ship to chase down"

As sliverbot is stalking deemers in her invisible ship called, "Deemers will die' she stumbles across Mister X.

Mister X: "Ill do anything please, just don't hurt me"

Sliverbot: "Well the only thing I can think of is...."

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Inactive but deadly :D

*Deemers sees the distance ship

"alert" Captin we found the ship, shall we charge

But I'm tired

Ok, have a NAP then Charge

During the sleep Deemers is evacuated and his fighter blown up

1-0 to Thabin

Mr.X, goes to meet Thabin who saved his skin

"Thank you oh great Lord Of The BattleZone"

"Your Welcome how goes your Therpy"

I want to live and everyone is trying to kil....

*ALarams* Deemers Ship I'm coming for you has entered the battleZone

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Will Thabin and Mr.X survive, Will Deemers get his revnege, With Mr.X Ever finish his session with Dr.Ted

Find out next time on the wacky Professor show

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Astlan Cal Serention

Vengence of iDG will be swift

"X, this is SliverBot speaking. Surrender now. Mistress is waiting for you. And she has a looong whip and lots of chains to play with you!"

"What the fir*tr*ck???"

"F*truck? That's exactly what we are going to do... Lower your shield defences now and we'll have some fun! She even got candles..."

X cursed, turned off the damn intercom link and sunk in his armchair.

"Get the hell out of this damn battlezone place you **** thing" - he yelled at his computer.

"Yes, master... Anything you wish" - computer responded in seductive woman voice. X cursed again, because he was so scared of mistress he wouldn't let any woman get closer to him that ship's laser cannon range. X took a mental note to change computer's voice into something more... neutral.

"I shouldn't have trained that "ass" in the morning... Damn..."... He suddenly heard a noise in the back of this ship, and turned around... WHAT? THEY teleported right into his ship??

"We heard you, naughty... We can help you with... Training... We have got everything you need right here"

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Meanwhile, Professor was sitting comfortably on pink sofa imported from Chaos Inc. and taking his notes, while looking at huge screen all over one wall of the room (which was painted pink of course!. Screen showed events happening in our observed X guy's ship. Professor leaned closer to the screen and clicked "Record" button as soon as things were getting more... Interesting.

"Yeees... Excelent research material...."

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Waiting for technical singularity in 2035.

Jim - "So Mister X, I understand you've completed the proffessor's 12 step program. whatcha gonna do now?"
Mister X - "I'm going to dinseyworld."

Somewhere else a few minutes later.....
Mister X, his mouse hand trembling. Makes it difficult to click the close account button. He hovers over the button and clicks.

Moments later in the daily global news:
09:01:23 Mister Y has entered the Newbie Arena.

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Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

I only know what I read on the internet.

17:20:19 | Mister Y has entered the battlezone.

They never learn do they?

But fortunately this time...

17:20:20 | Miss T has entered the battlezone.

As they cruised together into the middle of nowhere they came across Chaos's HW. They both orderd 60 fully trained assualts to attack chaos, he was very annoyed at this, and closed down CiDG and blew up every planet in SL's, but then prof saw this on SL CCTV and called for backup...

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Inactive but deadly :D

Fortunate, Mister X awake from his nightmare and realized that the entire BZ experience was nothing but a wet dream. (Wet from sweat, due to fear, not what you were thinking about.)

However, he really was stuck in the BZ and ships were converging. Fortunately, he was in a transport, so was able to hyperjump safely back to his homeworld.

Just as he was thinking how safe it was being back home and how happy he was to be alive, the intruder alert sounded and a ship belonging to the feared DarkViper appeared out of nowhere. Thinking that this guy must have been waiting 200 sectors away and extreme flighted into the system from nearby, he realized that his entire homeworld was now in trouble.

As DarkViper prepared to fire and destroy his defenses, to the surprise of them both ...

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"Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most."

A Pink elephant flew into range armed with Koala Cannons [Mk.5!] and began to bean Koalas at DV.

Forcing DV into a defensive mode, he launches Super proton torpedos and blasts the pink elephant like a pinyada full of iron. But...unknown to DV, his ship runs on a "Dont go past here, do not collect 200 energy and go straight to the sun."

Strangely enough, he does! *KABOEM!*

With Mister X seeing this sight, he then gets himself a spot of whiskey, and just before he takes a swig of the entire bottle....

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-Deemers-
Carpet salesmen your majesty, legions of them! Our troops were overrun by their absurdly loud sales pitches!
Cry Havok, Ruin, Destruction and Decay. Death is the worst of them, and Death will have his day.

Not back yet!

4 of the Pink elephants friends show up and want compensation for there pink elephant friend. Unfortunately Mister X is poor, but before hes about to be beaten to a pulp by 4 Pink elephants with Koala Cannons (Mk.6! Beat that deemers :P) Professor finds him, shoots off the pinks elephants. The professor then has a funny conversation with mister X relating to him killing himself again which goes abit like this...

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Inactive but deadly :D