Just tell us your april fools day con, can we be convinced? It can be about anything & be as out of this world as you want. Right Ill start you off

last night an sp confedaration planet with 60 million defence & max every thing on resources spawned in my hw system. Lost for what to do I said to my self "ah what the flp." As I launched my smallest first 0.5k assault then I discovered due to a typing error I only shoved on only one troop but I carried on & clicked capture nearby planet. & it worked you are now looking at the proud owner of a 59 999 999 defence hw

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Under his wings we will find protection & amongst his feathers we will find comfort.

Er... that was my HW that was lost through the max no. of planets glitch.

Am sending a space tug to tow it back into position, so please vacate planet asap.

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Walk softly and carry a big stick.

There's a great one in our local newspaper.

The whole front page is devoted to a story about all the shop dummies being removed from the Marks and Spencers shop window in town because the kiddies were too scared of them after watching the first episode of Dr Who last Saturday.

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This is not war, this is pest control.
You are superior to us in one respect... you are better at dieing!

ROFL.
Gotta feel sorry for M&S manager.

Oh, and what are all of those dogs doing in my back yard...?

17:14:02: Next-Door Neighbour ship bulldog has been destroyed by Griffin Avenger.

Ok, maybe not.

Oh, and you're going to love this one.

In New Zealand, some farmers were taxed extra...for their animals farting and damaging the O-Zone Layer! TRUE story!

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Blood flows.
Heads roll.
Brains splatter.
No matter.
I still have Vengance.

You didn't even fake the news right lol

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19:24:00 | Zygimantas has been defeated by Laurrriz

insert funeral march here

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Aude aliquid dignum

The following is a true story.

My Great grandpa worked on the grand coulee dam (not spelt right), and it got so cold there, that he never noticed his pants had caught fire until someone came up and told him so...he walked away from it with minor burns...but the reason he never felt it...he had frost bite on his legs....

that musta sucked...I got another!

My great great uncle...died of an ingrown toenail...it got infected...gave him blood poisoning...and is dead...on his death certificate...it says reason of death: ingrown toenail.

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What? Afraid of a little thunder child?
Hide Beneath your bed, lest my thunder strike you dead.

Aim: Ravens ABCs

Do NOT ask about the aim name

hmm interesting

well mine can be seen in general forum under "So Long SL"

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It's allways been my fault

lol I did the same thing on NS

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As a real thing.

03:12:08: Griffin Avenger has left Skylords.

Cya guys.

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Blood flows.
Heads roll.
Brains splatter.
No matter.
I still have Vengance.

um...interesting...how can ya post yer gone...when yer gone?

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What? Afraid of a little thunder child?
Hide Beneath your bed, lest my thunder strike you dead.

Aim: Ravens ABCs

Do NOT ask about the aim name