vampires can't dance

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The only monkey in a stetson....
....rounding 'em up for....
THE SPACE COWBOYS

vampires are friends with Bill Gates

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The only monkey in a stetson....
....rounding 'em up for....
THE SPACE COWBOYS

vampires like boy bands

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The only monkey in a stetson....
....rounding 'em up for....
THE SPACE COWBOYS

vampires collect stamps

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The only monkey in a stetson....
....rounding 'em up for....
THE SPACE COWBOYS

vampires smoke those coloured cigarettes that old ladies like

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The only monkey in a stetson....
....rounding 'em up for....
THE SPACE COWBOYS

vampires sing elaine paige songs at karaoke

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The only monkey in a stetson....
....rounding 'em up for....
THE SPACE COWBOYS

vampires think that neon underlighting on your chassis is 'classy'

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The only monkey in a stetson....
....rounding 'em up for....
THE SPACE COWBOYS

vampires have never run around the school playground with their coats on their heads pretending to be superheroes

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The only monkey in a stetson....
....rounding 'em up for....
THE SPACE COWBOYS

vampires invented the wonderbra

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The only monkey in a stetson....
....rounding 'em up for....
THE SPACE COWBOYS

vampires think that using a person's first name at the end of every sentence when you have only just met them makes you look sincere, as opposed to obnoxious

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The only monkey in a stetson....
....rounding 'em up for....
THE SPACE COWBOYS