Post your best joke here

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Courtesy of the comedian, Larry the Cable Guy. Star Wars fans will love this

A Long Time Ago in a galaxy far, far, away.

*Enter Star Wars Theme*

"What the hell is this, rushie? You know God made a Dirty Star Wars. Im getting into my acting mode now."

Use the rubber Luke.

Yes Master, I will. But what if she is really hot looking?

Then use your own judgement Luke.

I will let you know what happens old Beshriveled Cajone.

God Bless you Luke. Tell my two droid friends, SeeThreeFingerhole, and Two Double Ds I said hey. Especially Two Double D's

I will tell them old Beshriveled Cajone. But what do I do if Im about to score with Princess GetLaidAlot, and her dad Masterbator comes into the bar?

Haul ass Luke! Haul ass Luke! But stay out of the bar called "The Dark Side". It is now a gay-bar run by a big hairy dude named ChewCaca. Luke one more thing, you should know Princess GetLaidAlot is your sister, I should have told you. You were both born on the planet Kentucky.

Old Beshriveled Cajone, we made love!

Now the galaxy will be full of waterhead retarded star fighters. You should have used the rubber Luke.

Well? What did you think?

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Umm...no, not really that comical...and I do wtahc Star Wars: Clone Wars 2 times a month...

Here is an EXTREMELY bad joke.

"Doctor, Doctor! I am mentally unstable and blind!"
"Duh. You're in a five star restaurant, now SHIFT YOUR BAD ASS!"

Bad eh?

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Blood flows.
Heads roll.
Arms are chopped off.
No matter.
I still win.

Hunter of all racists and tryanists.

Follower of Almighty Deer.

Loyal to the end of Shikshiena.

Terrible

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It is upon this steed,
It is with these men,
And it is on this ground,
That the age of men,
Will come crashing down.

How can you be so cruel?

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Aude aliquid dignum

This one is for you SS, A scotsman, englishmen, and welshmen walk into a bar... Ive got nothing never heard a welsh joke in my life

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See Griffin, you dont like the joke because you dont understand its context and innuendos.....wait a couple years and you might understand it

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-Forever the Leader of The Maxwell Brigade

Ok, so it made me chuckle for 5.67 seconds. Obly when I looked at the ending though.

You probably heard this one but still...

There are 3 people on a plane that is crashing. There are only 2 parachutes. The man and the woman abandon the baby and jump off, but when they get to the field they see the baby. He says...

" Me no stupid, me no thick! Me hang onto daddy's !"

EXTREMELY rude. Please point out if it is too rude, and I will edit approiately (Hope can edit of course)

Hope: Done

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Blood flows.
Heads roll.
Arms are chopped off.
No matter.
I still win.

Hunter of all racists and tryanists.

Follower of Almighty Deer.

Loyal to the end of Shikshiena.

what bout this

why did the toilet paper roll down the hill??

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ok heres 1, A guy is in New York at a bar in a tall building,at the top, another guy walks in and sits next to the first guy. The first guy says did you know that the air currents are so strong up here you can jump out of the window and float down? The second guy thinks the first guy is drunk, so he says if you can do it ill buy you a beer, so the first guy jumps out ofthe window and floats down,while the second guy watches him, then the first guy comes back up the escalator and says to the second guy, wheres my beer? The second guy buys him his beer then says i want tto try to, so he jumps out of the window and dies, then the bar tender says to the first guy, superman, you are a jerk when your drunk!


wat do yall think?

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Words Of Wisdom
Jumping out of a moving car or train is NOT a good idea.

Why is it called common sense when it is so rare?

People who claim to know everything just annoy us who do.

Shikshiena Jrs forever

LOL

Very nice, though mine is still better. VERY Nice.

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Dont underestimate us, that would be a mistake. In war there is no second chances, and every mistake is a victory for your opponent.

-Former New Players' Forum Moderator
-Veteran of Shadow Industries
-Forever the Leader of The Maxwell Brigade