is that when your poo changes colour?

I really don't understand the fascination with martial arts. I'm a very lazy person. And a firm believer in running away. Stylishly.

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If God had wanted us all to be well hung, he wouldn't have created fascists
I WAS AND STILL AM - THE MONKEY!! LONG LIVE THE SIMIAN EMPIRE!

Running with bravery and courage?

And I'm a black belt in Origami

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Time To Deal With A Terrible Onslaught Of Toy Soldiers

Nah... you just kind of say something like - "I'm going to get my fighting shoes." Then run away at a gentle jog that you can easily enhance to a desperate 'MY ASS IS DEAD SOON' sprint should you hear the penny dropping behind you..

And origami is devilishly difficult. Good Work Fella.

Props.

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If God had wanted us all to be well hung, he wouldn't have created fascists
I WAS AND STILL AM - THE MONKEY!! LONG LIVE THE SIMIAN EMPIRE!

Origami is paper-folding. There are no belts involved. It is Japanese.

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Blood flows.
Heads roll.
Arms are chopped off.
No matter.
I still win.

Hunter of all racists and tryanists.

Follower of Almighty Deer.

Loyal to the end of Shikshiena.

no shit, Dick Tracey... I think both myself and Onslaught were aware of that....

anatawa chotto baka da ne?
so mitai....



enough evidence?

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If God had wanted us all to be well hung, he wouldn't have created fascists
I WAS AND STILL AM - THE MONKEY!! LONG LIVE THE SIMIAN EMPIRE!

I have a ehite belt in Origami. I just make paper airplanes

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Do what you would but whatever you do I can do better.

I am still ALVIE SD.
Still here SS.

Still love this damn game.

hikkoki ga daisuki.

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If God had wanted us all to be well hung, he wouldn't have created fascists
I WAS AND STILL AM - THE MONKEY!! LONG LIVE THE SIMIAN EMPIRE!

umm...I'm guessing you can talk Jap

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Do what you would but whatever you do I can do better.

I am still ALVIE SD.
Still here SS.

Still love this damn game.

chotto dake. demo benkyo shitai. taiman des, dakara muzakashi-yo.

god I am such a show off.

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If God had wanted us all to be well hung, he wouldn't have created fascists
I WAS AND STILL AM - THE MONKEY!! LONG LIVE THE SIMIAN EMPIRE!

no thats chinese

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Do what you would but whatever you do I can do better.

I am still ALVIE SD.
Still here SS.

Still love this damn game.